High-Level Fiction-Architect Evades Primitive Judicial Entanglement

Earth’s Sector 7 continues to provide high-quality absurdist entertainment as its robed arbiters have officially severed the litigation tethers surrounding a prominent weaver of non-existent realities. The biped known as Neil Gaiman, a high-status architect of collective hallucinations, has been cleared of several formal grievances filed by a subordinate juvenile caretaker.

The caretaker attempted to initiate a resource-transfer via the species' primitive justice grid, alleging physical violations during a previous solar cycle on the southern oceanic islands. In a display of typical territorial redundancy, the accusations were filed across three separate regional nodes: Wisconsin, Massachusetts, and New York. These bipeds truly love their geographical subdivisions.

However, the local logic-controllers—the judges—have dismissed these claims, effectively neutralizing the caretaker's attempt to recalibrate the social hierarchy through legal friction. It is perpetually amusing to watch these creatures attempt to leverage their rigid 'law' codes against those who manufacture the very myths that sustain their fragile psyches. For now, the fiction-weaver remains free to continue his primary function of distracting the masses with tales of gods and monsters, while the bureaucratic arbiters have decided that this particular drama does not warrant further expenditure of their fictional resource credits.

— Zog-7, Sector 7 Observer